she's all, "oh, I have until the movie comes out to read it."
Me, a week ago: Oh hey, Mom, I got you the Hunger Games series for Christmas. No big.
Me, every day since then: MOM. HAVE YOU READ THE HUNGER GAMES YET. HAVE YOU STARTED YET? ARE YOU GOING TO START SOON? WOULD IT HELP IF I ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADED THE AUDIOBOOKS FOR YOU? PLEASE OBLIGE ME.