January 2012
14 posts
The simple fact is, offense is taken, not given. It’s up to you if you’re...
– Ricky Gervais
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phone logic with leen & brittany
L: maybe he's just really sick
L: maybe he broke both his hands and he desperately wants to text you back
B: i will assume that is the problem, not that he is a stupid boy
L: maybe he also dropped his phone behind a... thing
L: and his cast is too big to fit for him to get it
B: maybe his phone is stuck inside his cast
B: maybe he just needs to shake it out
B: maybe that is what he is doing right now
B: shaking
L: WHAT IF HE SPRAINED HIS PELVIC BONE
L: AND EVERY TIME YOU CALL
B: fnmasklfnjsalkdnjslafnasl oh my goddd
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
– Japanese Proverb
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she's all, "oh, I have until the movie comes out...
Me, a week ago: Oh hey, Mom, I got you the Hunger Games series for Christmas. No big.
Me, every day since then: MOM. HAVE YOU READ THE HUNGER GAMES YET. HAVE YOU STARTED YET? ARE YOU GOING TO START SOON? WOULD IT HELP IF I ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADED THE AUDIOBOOKS FOR YOU? PLEASE OBLIGE ME.
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December 2011
1 post
With approximately 24 hours left in the year, it's...
(accepting suggestions.)
November 2011
1 post
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the only good thing to come out of my black friday...
October 2011
5 posts
Happy Halloween!
Christmas music time now?
I can't remember the last time my feet hurt this...
However, in the moment, worth it.
September 2011
7 posts
called back for joanne in rent. cross those...
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I feel like I need a red leather jacket in my...
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
– Henry Lamar
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August 2011
7 posts
Passion will make you crazy, but is there any other way to live?
– Howard Hughes
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July 2011
2 posts
That awkward moment when you spend upwards of three hundred dollars on cute, comfortable clothes to wear to rehearsals, only to be told that you need to start wearing skirts. To every rehearsal. For the next month.
My life. I don’t even know where to shop for skirts!
June 2011
3 posts
JUST RELIVED THE POST WES MONTHS VIA TUMBLR
goblinrock:
nicvone:
Was I really that bitter?
CHINS
INDEED
One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was...
– Gabourey Sidibe
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May 2011
13 posts
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That moment when you come home to a huge box full of new clothes on your doorstep, try them all on, then tear apart your room going BUT WHERE IS THAT BLACK TANK TOP I’VE WORN EVERY OTHER DAY FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS? IT IS THE ONLY THING I WANT TO WEAR.
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I have a sneaking suspicion that next week is going to kick a lot of ass.
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First time for everything: the general consensus...
WHICH IS A DAMN SHAME BECAUSE IT’S REALLY CUTE.